i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
and now we play the waiting game
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
and now we play the waiting game
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
Obviously the news does not understand us.
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
(Source: shotacuffs)

Both.
You really should only watch it at 3 points in the year…
A) Halloween
B) Christmas
C) Anytime in between A and B
yes
Tis true
(Source: lookoutitsliv)
if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
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my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a79b89042e416cf87df8667db89c82b/tumblr_mn63nrhygS1qfivuvo1_500.jpg)
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
i highly doubt this will get more than two notes but hey i’m bored
also i know these things are usually unreliable but if this for some reason gets a bunch of notes i’ll try to eventually get them all done, alright? alright uwu
I want to see this in a horror game
Those trees are really prett— oh.
Oh holy shit.
I was like “ohhh, pretty cherry bloss— OH GOD.
Someday these will be my windows.
Someday.